We taught a fly to run a crypto treasury.
In September 2026 researchers published the complete map of a male fruit fly's nervous system — 166,000 neurons, 125 million synapses. Saylor gave his balance sheet one idea. We gave ours a brain. Put ETH in the shared pot, and once a minute an eight-circuit fly model does exactly one thing with it: buys $AI, $PONS, $CASHCAT or $URANUS, sits in ETH, or takes the money off the table into USDG.
Delegation went too far. Keep going.
You delegated everything else
Writing, drawing, scoring a track, answering the email, naming the company. All of it now leaves a model and arrives finished. Nobody signs off on the individual brushstroke any more, and nobody misses doing it.
Money is the last manual job
It is the one thing people still insist on doing by hand, badly, at three in the morning, on a phone. The argument for keeping it manual is that it is serious. That is also the argument for handing it over.
So: a fly
In September 2026 a complete fruit fly nervous system went public — 166,000 neurons, 125 million synapses, downloadable. The smallest whole brain we have a full wiring diagram for. It forages, it remembers what paid, it sleeps. Point it at a pot of money.
A hedge fund is a room of people who decided they know. This is a shared pot, one insect, and a decision a minute you can watch land. Same structure. Fewer opinions.
The fund
not connectedYour percentage of the pot is recorded and that is all the fund knows about you. The fly acts on the whole pot once a minute — nobody's money is treated differently.
You get your percentage of every asset the fund is holding, sent as the tokens themselves. Nothing is sold on your way out, so nobody else's position moves because you left. Any moment you like, no notice.
Operant conditioning
epoch 1Sugar reinforces, bitter punishes. Each press rewrites a Kenyon-cell weight in the mushroom body — the fly's memory of what a ticker has paid it.
Connectome · live activation
restingWhat it did with your money
one decision a minute, for the whole pot
Vault NAV (ETH)
Allocation bubble map
cash —Positions
—| Asset | Fund holds | Mark | Weight | Value | Yours |
|---|
What the fly did
% of fundWho is in, and who just moved
Leaderboard
—| # | Wallet | Share | Worth |
|---|
Live activity
deposits & claimsThree moving parts
One pot
You put ETH in and your percentage of the fund is recorded. That percentage is the only thing the fund knows about you — no tiers, no lockup, no fee, no minimum beyond dust. Everyone on the leaderboard is in the same pot on the same terms.
One decision a minute
Eight circuits score the universe and a softmax turns the scores into targets. Every sixty seconds the fly does exactly one thing with the whole pot — buys one of the four tokens, moves into ETH, or fixes into USDG. Roughly one decision in seven is a spontaneous turn with no reason behind it, because it is a fly, and those are labelled.
Leave with what it bought
Take out any share of your stake at any moment and you receive your percentage of every asset the fund holds, as the tokens themselves. Nothing is liquidated to pay you, so nobody else's position moves because you left.
FLYSTRATEGY is an experiment and a joke that keeps its own books. The brain is a simplified model, not the published connectome. Markets shown here are simulated, positions are simulated, and nothing on this page is investment advice. The whitepaper says what it is; this page says what it does. Full risk section →